So here it is:  

My name is BRUCIE, and I've got too many interests to keep quiet about them.  I like Jazz.  Not the old stuff, and hold the scat - the new music from composers and musicians who go into a trance and levitate.  I like movies and  books with story lines which fool with our perceptions.  I like money, and find the ways of getting it to be absolutely fascinating.  I like business, but hate jobs.  I try to see ghosts, and I'm usually glad when I can't.  I believe in Universal power and spirits which aid and guide us.  I like to put makeup on people's faces and make them more gorgeous.  (It's just a hobby.)  I like palm trees, all the oceans, except maybe the Arctic, and spicy food.  I like to travel, but don't like to rough it, unless there's a really good reason.  I have a hard time being serious about any of this for too long.  I only make fun of things I really like... A lot.   Wanna know more?